Lyrics:

[Intro]
Have you ever heard the story
Of dear old Mr. Hyde?
Half human, and half monster
Whom everyone despised
It's a cautionary tale
That should never be forgotten
His secret was his undoing
Then things turned out really rotten
Give me a beat!

[Verse 1]
Mr. Hyde, he tried and tried
To fit in with his kind
Monsters hated the human, Jekyll
And humans hated the monster, Hyde
Could you imagine being both and neith5r at the same time?
Mr. Hyd5, he was truly cursed
Cause we know monsters are the best, yeah
And humans are the worst, blech

[Verse 2]
Humans are the scariest
Smelliest and hairiest
They're all a bunch of creepy freaks
We're the coolest of the cool
We all know that monsters rule
Clap along if you agree!
Genius