Lyrics:

Heres a new dance that you all can do
Baby, baby, whats he gonna do?
Sit back and relax cos its good for you
Baby, baby, whats he gonna do?
whats he gonna say?
Hes takin my breath away

Well if youre tired of doing the Boogaloo
And youre afraid of doing the Swim
Cos you think you will drown
In the noise of the record
And the klutz on the floor
He aint there anymore
Cos all you wanna do
Is be alone at the bar
All you wanna do is be alone at the bar

You wanna drown in your cocktail
You wanna leave with the laundry

If your mind is trippin
But your disc is slippin
Heres what you gotta do -
Nothing
In any tempo and any rhythm

Cmon Mac do the sacro-iliac
Cmon back do the sacro-iliac
I said cmon back do the sacro-iliac
Well its easy
Heres the new dance that you ll wanna do
So easy
Dont want to annoy ya with my paranoia

Now Im doing the dance that is good for me
Baby, baby, whats it gonna be?
I aint no Astaire, but Ive a right to be
Baby, baby, whens he gonna learn?
Wheres he gonna stay?
Hes taken my breath away

Well Im bored with the beat of the Shing-a-ling
And the Lindy is leaving me cold
Cos Ive never been freaky or funky or laid back
And the lush on the floor
Isnt me anymore
And I never ever wanna be alone
At the bar
Never ever wanna be alone at the bar

So Cmon Mac do the sacro-iliac
Cmon back do the sacro-iliac
Wont you cmon back do the sacro-iliac
Cmon back do the sacro-iliac
Wont you come on back do the sacro-iliac