Lyrics:

We were sent down here to have a look around
The ship ran out of gasoline so we landed in your town
You lost your seats to maniacs who think their blood is blue
But honey I would be watching out if I were you
Beam me up, Scotty
This planet sucks
Beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, Scotty
So I had enough
Beam me up, Scotty
You screaming at bands on the video screen
Manufactured on the drawing board of the superstar machine
You believe in every word that's written black and tall
But you should better listen to the writing on the wall
Beam me up, Scotty
This planet sucks
Beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, Scotty
So I had enough
Beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, Scotty (paparaparaparapa)
Beam me up, Scotty (paparaparara)
Beam me up, Scotty (paparaparaparapa)
Beam me up, Scotty (papara)

'Captain Scott ready to beam up'
(Beam me up, beam me up, beam me up, beam me up)
'Hey guys'

Now, we were sent down here and if ever we came back
Won't you stop this world from breaking up
Or would we just find a wreck?
Beam me up, Scotty
This planet sucks
Beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, Scotty
So I had enough
Beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up (paparaparaparapa)
Beam me up (paparaparara)
Beam me up (paparaparaparapa)
Beam me up, Scotty (paparaparara)
Paparaparaparapa
Paparaparara
Paparaparaparapa
Beam me up, Scotty (papara)