Lyrics:

Ooh Fred Come To Bed
cos My Max Had Sex
with His Sexy Ex
oh Fred Come To Bed
baby I Wont Let Your Dreams Get Wet

well Im Max Im Max - Baby Dont Be Blue
dont You Worry Dont Be Sorry
ill Come Back To You
just One More Night With My Poor Old Ex
shes Only Lonely We Dont Have Sex
im Max Max Max
baby Please Stay Cool And Just Relax
ill Soon Be Back But If You Feel Sad
just Go And Talk To My Friend Fred

ooh Fred Come To Bed
cos My Max Had Sex
with His Sexy Ex
oh Fred Come To Bed
baby I Wont Let Your Dreams Get Wet

ooh Fred Come To Bed
baby You Will Get
a Love You Never Had
so Fred Come To Bed
or My Fantasy Will Drive Me Mad Oooh

im Max Im Max And I Trust In Fred
baby Hes The Best Friend Ive Ever Had
its Fred Its Fred - Baby Just Call Fred
and Anything You Ever Wanted You Will Get
call Fred Fred Fred
and You Will Find Its Not So Bad
its Just One Night - Baby Youll Get Through
tomorrow Ill Be Back With You

ooh Fred Come To Bed
cos My Max Had Sex
with His Sexy Ex
oh Fred Come To Bed
baby I Wont Let Your Dreams Get Wet

ooh Fred Come To Bed
baby You Will Get
a Love You Never Had
so Fred Come To Bed
or My Fantasy Will Drive Me Mad Oooh

oooh Fred Come To Bed

oh My Max Had Sex
with His Ex Last Night
cos He Loves Her Ass And Tits
so I Tell You Fred
come Into My Bed
if You Dont - I Will Call Up Fritz