Lyrics:

Female Chorus
its Time To Play The Music
its Time To Light The Lights
its Time To Meet The Muppets On The Muppet Show Tonight.

male Chorus
its Time To Put On Makeup
its Time To Dress Up Right
its Time To Raise The Curtain On The Muppet Show Tonight.

waldorf
why Do We Always Come Here

statler
i Guess Well Never Know

waldorf
its Like A Kind Of Torture

both
to Have To Watch The Show.

kermit
to Introduce Out Guest Star
thats What Im Here To Do
so It Really Makes Me Happy
to Introduce To You...

muppets
so Now Lets Get Things Started

audience
why Dont You Get Things Started

kermit
its Time To Get Things Started

muppets
on The Most Sensational Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational
this Is What We Call The Muppet Show!