Lyrics:

[ursula, Spoken]
my Dear, Sweet Child--Its What I Live For To Help Unfortunate Merfolk Like Yourself
poor Souls With No One Else To Turn To. .

i Admit That In The Past Ive Been A Nasty
they Werent Kidding When They Called Me, Well, A Witch
but Youll Find That Nowadays
ive Mended All My Ways
repented, Seen The Light, And Made A Switch
true Yes

and I Fortunately Know A Little Magic
its A Talent That I Always Have Possessed
and Here Lately, Please Dont Laugh
i Use It On Behalf
of The Miserable, The Lonely, And Depressed
(Pathetic!)

poor Unfortunate Souls
in Pain, In Need
this One Longing To Be Thinner
that One Wants To Get The Girl
and Do I Help Them
yes, Indeed!

those Poor Unfortunate Souls
so Sad, So True
they Come Flocking To My Cauldron
crying, spells, Ursula, Please!
and I Help Them
yes I Do!

now, Its Happened Once Or Twice
someone Couldnt Pay The Price
and Im Afraid I Had To Rake em cross The Coals
yes, Ive Had The Odd Complaint
but On The Whole Ive Been A Saint
to Those Poor Unfortunate Souls

[ursula, Spoken]
heres My Best Offer, Babykins. I Know A Spell That Will Turn You Into A Human For Three Days. Now, Its Got A Procedural Clause, Sort Of A squid Pro Quo. Before The Sun Sets On The Third Day, Youve Got To Get Dear Ol Princey To Kiss You. If You Do, Youll Stay Human Forever

[ariel, Spoken]
and If I Dont

[ursula, Spoken]
nothing Drastic, Darling, Im Sure. . . Oh, Look--Small Print your Soul Is Mine Forever, And Youre Doomed To Spend Eternity In My Watery, Hell-Soaked Lair. Lawyers! Dont You Just Love em Of Course, There Is One More Thing. . . My Fee

[ariel, Spoken]
but I Dont Have Anything!

[ursula, Spoken]
im Not Askin For Much, Only. . . Your Voice

[ariel, Spoken]
my Voice But If I Give Away My Voice, How Can I Ever--

[ursula]
youll Have Your Looks. . . Your Pretty Face. . . And Dont Underestimate The Power Of Body Language!

the Men Up There Dont Like A Lot Of Blabber
they Think A Girl Who Gossips Is A Bore!
yet On Land Its Much Preferred For Ladies Not To Say A Word
and After All, Dear, What Is Idle Prattle For

come On, Theyre Not All That Impressed With Conversation
true Gentlemen Avoid It When They Can
but They Dote And Swoon And Fawn
on A Lady Whos Withdrawn
its She Who Holds Her Tongue Who Gets A Man

come On You Poor Unfortunate Soul
go Ahead!
make Your Choice!
im A Very Busy Woman
and I Havent Got All Day
it Wont Cost Much
just Your Voice!

you Poor Unfortunate Soul
its Sad, But True
if You Want To Cross The Bridge, My Sweet
youve Got The Pay The Toll
take A Gulp And Take A Breath
go Ahead And Sign The Scroll!
flotsam, Jetsam--Now Ive Got Her, Boys
the Boss Is On A Roll
you Poor Unfortunate Soul!

beluga, Sevruga, Come Winds Of The Caspian Sea. .
larynxes, Glaucitis, Ad Max Laryngitis, La Voce To Me!

now, Sing! Sing Your Voice Over To Me!

[ariel]
ah-Ah-Ah-Ah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah...

[ursula]
sing And Keep Singing!

[ariel]
. . .ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah....

[ursula]
now Swim, Swim, Swim! Swim For Your Life, Human Child!
ha Ha Ha. .