Lyrics:

(Catesby Jonesdennis Lord)

i Took A Double Take Out On The Interstate
when I Saw Her Makin Eyes At Me
so I Followed Her Down - The Clubhouse Drive
past The Pool On The 18th Green
in The Parkin Lot...i Said Its Mighty Hot
maybe I Could Buy You A Beer
she Said Im Glad You Asked...but Ill Have To Pass
cause Only Members Are Allowed In Here...and I Said

well Im A Member Of A Country Club
country Music Is What I Love
i Drive An Old Ford Pick-Up Truck
i Do My Drink-In From A Dixie Cup
yea Im A Bona-Fide Dancin Fool
i Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
at Any Honky-Tonk Roadside Pub
im A Member Of A Country Club

you Look So Invitin...thought It Might Be Excitin
for A Woman With A Limousine
to Go Bouncin Around...in A Beat Up Truck
with A Man...in Wore Out Jeans
its Five Oclock Before Friday Night
heres Where The Fun Begins
so Dont Worry bout Your Reputation
cause You Can Tell All Your Friends

well Im A Member Of A Country Club
country Music Is What I Love
i Drive An Old Ford Pick-Up Truck
i Do My Drink-In From A Dixie Cup
yea Im A Bona-Fide Dancin Fool
i Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
at Any Honky-Tonk Roadside Pub
im A Member Of A Country Club

well Im A Member Of A Country Club
country Music Is What I Love
i Drive An Old Ford Pick-Up Truck
i Do My Drink-In From A Dixie Cup
yea Im A Bona-Fide Dancin Fool
i Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
at Any Honky-Tonk Roadside Pub
im A Member Of A Country Club