Lyrics:

Conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
conjunction Junction, Hows That Function
i Got Three Favorite Cars
that Get Most Of My Job Done.
conjunction Junction, Whats Their Function
i Got and, but, And or,
theyll Get You Pretty Far.

and
thats An Additive, Like this And That.
but
thats Sort Of The Opposite,
not This But That.
and Then Theres or
o-R, When You Have A Choice Like
this Or That.
and, but, And or,
get You Pretty Far.

conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
hooking Up Two Boxcars And Making em Run Right.
milk And Honey, Bread And Butter, Peas And Rice.
hey Thats Nice!
dirty But Happy, Digging And Scratching,
losing Your Shoe And A Button Or Two.
hes Poor But Honest, Sad But True,
boo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!

conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
hooking Up Two Cars To One
when You Say Something Like This Choice
either Now Or Later
or No Choice
neither Now Nor Ever
hey Thats Clever!
eat This Or That, Grow Thin Or Fat,
never Mind, I Wouldnt Do That,
im Fat Enough Now!

conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
hooking Up Phrases And Clauses That Balance, Like
out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Fire.
he Cut Loose The Sandbags,
but The Balloon Wouldnt Go Any Higher.
lets Go Up To The Mountains,
or Down To The Sea.
you Should Always Say thank You,
or At Least Say please.

conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
hooking Up Words And Phrases And Clauses
in Complex Sentences Like
in The Mornings, When I Am Usually Wide Awake,
i Love To Take A Walk Through The Gardens And Down By The Lake,
where I Often See A Duck And A Drake,
and I Wonder As I Walk By
just What Theyd Say If They Could Speak,
although I Know Thats An Absurd Thought.

conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
hooking Up Cars And Making em Function.
conjunction Junction, Hows That Function
i Like Tying Up Words And Phrases And Clauses.
conjunction Junction, Watch That Function.
im Going To Get You There If Youre Very Careful.
conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
im Going To Get You There If Youre Very Careful.
conjunction Junction, Whats Your Function
im Going To Get You There If Youre Very Careful.