Lyrics:

Wrong Foot Amputated
wrong Foot Amputated
he Got The Wrong Foot Amputated

the Doctor Had Compassion He Tried To Cure My Disease
i Was Sweating On The Way To The Op Room Gave Me Sedatives To Put Me At Ease

they Put Me On A Gurney In A Hospital Gown
they Gave Me Anesthetic And They Set My Legs Down
you Wont Fell A Thing Is What The Doctor Told Me
we're Gonna Whack It Off, Whack It Off, Whack It Off, Whack It Off

hey Man You Must Be Kidding Me, Take A Look
he Got The Wrong Foot Amputated
hey You Should Have Cut The Other Knee, Take A Bow
he Got The Wrong Foot Amputated

hey That Leg Was Mine, You Mean To Tell Me That This Stuff Happens All The Time
hey This Aint My Day