Lyrics:

Parody Of goodbye Earl By Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) Emi Blackwood Music, Inc. On Behalf Of Itself And Rising Gorge Music (Bmi)
new Lyrics By Cledus T. Juddchris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (Sesac))of Music Inc. (Sesac)

(Be Vewy Vewy Qwiet'we Are Huntin Somethin)

me And Harold Muffert Were Outdoors Men
set In Our Backwoods Ways
both Members Of The Huntin Club
both Active In The Nra
(National Redneck Association)

we Scouted A Location Where We Had No Doubt
wed Kill The Biggest Buck In The World
(About A 34-Pointer)
harold Waited In His Tree Stand
but All He Seen Was A Squirrel

dang Near Two Weeks Since The Season Started
and Neither One Of Us Was Amused
(Ha Ha Ha)
we Had On Real Tree Camo, High-Powered Ammo
but No Big Game To Shoot

then We Finally Saw A Deer As Big As A Horse
harold Had Him In His Crosshairs
(Shoot Him!)
but That Squirrel Jumped Off Of A Branch Above Us
and Landed In Harolds Hair
(Dang, Get It Out! Dang!)

harold Fell Off The Stand, On His Head He Landed
like A Wimp He Laid There Cryin
till I Climbed On Down,
picked Him Up Off The Ground
and It Didnt Take Us Long To Decide,
that Squirrel Had To Die

goodbye Squirrel
with Black-Eyed Peas,
youre Gonna Taste Good To Me
squirrel
its You Or Me,
come On Out Of That Tree
squirrel
hey Guess What,
youve Eaten Your Last Nut
squirrel

me And Harold Went Down To The Surplus Store
bought A Keg Of Dynamite
two Baseball Bats And A Case Of M-80s
we Were In For One Heck Of A Fight
(Well Show You!)

when Youre Huntin With Dumb And Dumber
somethings Surely Bound To Go Wrong
(Now Be Careful)
and When Harold Lit That Real Short Fuse
i Knew It Wouldnt Be Long

when The Dynamite Blew,
harolds Foot Did Too
and Fingers Began To Fly
(Fly)
we Were Barely Alive
when The Game Warden Arrived
and Much To Our Surprise,
that Squirrel Didnt Die
(Gosh!)

goodbye Squirrel
just One More Shot,
youll Be In My Crock Pot
squirrel
youll Make A Lunch,
you Overgrown Chipmunk
squirrel
ill Skin Ya Hide,
and Make A Hat When Its Dry
squirrel

(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap Could Shoot Better Than You
gimme That, I Said Gimme That Gun
look Out!
look Out, Duck!
i Think I Killed Somethin)