Lyrics:

[intro]
[dial Tone]
[numbers Dialing]
[line Ringing]
[line Connects]
[beat Starts]

[spoken]
hello Mom
wont You Talk Dirty To Me
oh, Its Been A Long Time.
you Never Call Me Anymore.
how Come I Dont Hear From You Anymore
i Used To Like You Real Good.
i Used To Like You Real Good!
i Dont Like You No More, Though.
i Know Who I Am.
i Didnt Kill No One!
i Know Who I Am!
i Know Who I Am... Dont Hang Up!

[line Disconnects]

(If Youd Like To Make A Call, Please Hang Up Try Again. If You Need Help, Hang Up Then Dial Your Operator.)

i Got A Calling From Above
get Up Now, Time To Make Love
thinkin To Myself; Its Not So Bad
open Wide, I Start To Laugh.

ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

lifes Too Short. Cant You See
cause Im Horny, Horny For Evil!

i... Am... Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

theres Nothin You Do That I Cant Imagine Better!
each Ejaculation Increases The Death Toll!
hey Baby... Im On A Roll!

[spoken]
i Didnt Kill No One!
i Know Who I Am!

what Kind Of A Christian Are You, For Gods Sake!

well Start To Dance With []
ive Got [] Its A Pleasurable Thing
this Is Only [] Will Mean To Me Nothing More
submission Is The Sickness But I Got The Cure
now Is The Time;

horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

just When You Think You Know Who You Are
its Like A Vice Its Squeezing Hard
the Pressure Is On, I Gotta Do My Best
i Want It On But I Feel Impressed
i Know Your Number I Know Your Address
now Is The Time;

horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

i Can Take Myself Anywhere!
without Makin A Mess!
ive Got Your Number!
I Know Your Address!