Lyrics:

This Is The Coalition, To Ban Coalitions
i Aint A Politician, But Ive Got Views
some Folks Want To Ban Cars, Some Want To Get Rid Of Fender Guitars
why Dont, You Do Your Thing And We Do Our Thing Too

now They Want To Take My Cigarettes, And All My Good Whiskey
and These Damn Coalitions, Theyre Are After You And Me
they Want To Get Rid Of My Forty Fours, And All The R Rated Films
if They Only Knew How Much, Wed All Love To Get Rid Of Them

and This Is A Coalition, To Ban Coalitions
the Views Of A Musician, Yeah Ive Got Some
some Folks Want To Ban Cars, Some Want To Get Rid Of Electric Guitars
why Cant Everybody Else Leave Everybody Else Alone

now The Latest Thing They Want To Stamp Out, Is Violence On Tv
and The Worst Of All Is That Oscar Winning Rabbit, Bugs Bunny
farewell Foghorn Leghorn, So Long Yosemite Sam
theyre Missin With Our Heroes, And We Got To Stop em Now

this Is The Coalition, To Ban Coalitions
i Aint A Politician, But Ive Got Views
some Folks Want To Ban Cars, Some Want To Get Rid Of Fender Guitars
why Dont, You Do Your Thing And We Do Our Thing Too

and This Is A Coalition, To Ban Coalitions
the Views Of A Musician, Yeah Ive Got Some
some Folks Want To Ban Cars, Some Want To Get Rid Of Electric Guitars
why Cant Everybody Else Leave Everybody Else Alone

(Hey) You Do Your Thing, And Well Do Our Thing Too

(Next Thing You Know Theyll Wanna Stamp Out Ducks)