Lyrics:

Gitarzan
ray Stevens

hes Free As The Breeze
hes Always At Ease
he Lives In The Jungle And Hangs By His Knees
as He Swings Through The Trees
with A Trapeze In His B.v.d.s
hes Got A Union Card And Hes Practicing Hard
to Play, The Guitar, Gonna Be A Big Star
yeah, Hes Gonna Go Far
and Carry Moonbeams Home In A Jar
he Ordered Chets Guitar Course C.o.d.
like A And E And Hes Working On B
big W&ampw And R&ampb And Even The Chimpanzees Agree
that Someday Soon Hell Be A Celebrity
get It, Get It, Get It.

gitarzan, Hes A Gitar Man
hes All You Can Stand
give Him A Hand, Gitarzan

hes Got A Girl Named Jane
with No Last Name
kinda Homely And Plain
but He Loves Her Just The Same
cause She Kindles The Flame
and It Drives Him Insane
when He Hears Her Say
she Really Does Her Thing
its Her Claim To Fame
come On Sing One Jane
baby, Baby, Oh Baby
baby, Oh Baby
(How About That Folks)

theyve Got A Pet Monkey Who Likes
to Get Drunk And Sing Boogie Woogie
and It Sounds Real Funky
come On Your Turn Boy
sing One Monkey
lets Hear It For The Monkey
on Saturday Night They Need Some Excitement
jane Gets Right And The Monkey Gets Tight
and Their Voices Unite
in The Pale Moonlight
and It Sounds All Right

yeah, Its Dynamite, Its Out Of Sight
lets Hear It Right Now
baby, Baby Oh Baby
yeah, Shut Up Baby, Im Trying To Sing
get It, Get It, Get It
repeat Chorus