Lyrics:

If I Had A Million I Would Build You A Mansion,
a Hundred Miles From Nowhere With All A Girl Could Need,
we Would Run Through The Hallways And Dance In The Backyard,
if We Aint Got No Neighbors Aint Noone Will See.

and If I Had A Speed Plane Wed Fly Across The Land,
settle In Some Little Border Town,
wed Drink Margaritas And Dance To Mariachis,
put You On My Speed Plane And I Would Bring You Back Home.

and If I Had A Steamboat Wed Sail Across The Ocean,
dock In Some Little Port Of Call,
we Would Have A Fine Time With Swiss Cheese And French Wine,
put You On My Steamboat And I Would Bring You Back Home.

but I Aint Got A Million And I Aint Got A Speed Plane,
i Aint Got No Boat Upon The Sea,
all Ive Got Is Two Strong Arms To Hold You So Tightly,
so Baby Wont You, Wont You Please, Come Back Home With Me.