Lyrics:

Chorus I Have A College Pal Who
Says We Can Get One Price For Two
Just Ask For roger
At Video Bargainville
we Can Take A Trip Up To The Corner, Its Not Too Far Especially In Our Car
theres A Friendly Store With Nice Decore And Lots Of Posters On The Door
once Past The Counter And The News Stand With A Free Bag Of Popcorn In Your Hand
youre Ready For The World - No, Not The Band But A Fine Selection In Video Land
dont Be Too Confused By The Little Reviews
on The Back Of The Box, Just Pick Up The Boxes, All The Boxes You Can Use
the Hipedi-Hoppest Videos In The Land
maybe Something Foreign, Maybe Something Panned, Maybe Something Formerly Banned
perhaps Its Something You Can Watch With Friends Or Something That Inevitably
Lends
itself To Shapely Curves And Bends Of Exploited Women And Their Friends
perhaps Its new York, New York With Liza Minelli And Mickey Rourke
no, Thats Not Right... It Was Robert Deniro, Everyones Favourite Video Hero
chorus
so Contrary To The Desperate Sign, Most Patrons Always please Rewind!
and The Clerks Dont Mind, Theyre Very Kind, The Only Stickler Has Resigned
theres A Courteous Smoking Section At The Back, Behind The Bulging Exercise
Video Rack
and If Youre Tired You Can Hit The Sack With A Trendy New Ben Hur Double Pack
chorus
once We Had A Friend, Was Too Extravagant
was Not A Bargainville Fan, Pissed Off The Video Man!
soon There Will Be program-Your-Own Tv So They Ask You To Heed This Final Plee
before Its All Dead You Should Rent More, And Enjoy Videobargains Galore!!
chorus
Moxy Fruvous Video Bargainville