Lyrics:

And the sign said,
Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, You look like a fine upstandin young man.
I think youll do.
So I took off my hat and said, Imagine that.
Ha, me workin for you.

Whoa, sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin out the scenry.
Breakin my mind.
Do this. Dont do that.
Cant you read the sign?

And the sign said,
Anybody caught trespassin
Will be shot on sight.
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house,
Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, hed tell you to your face,
Man, youre some kind of sinner.

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin out the scenery.
Breakin my mind.
Do this. Dont do that.
Cant you read the sign?

Now, hey you, Mister, cant you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
You cant even watch. No, you cant even..
You aint supposed to be here.
The sign said, Youve got to have a membership card
To get inside. Uh.

And the sign said, Everybody welcome.
Come in. Kneel down and pray.
And when the passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didnt have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign.
I said, Thank you, Lord, for thinkin bout me.
Im alive and doin fine.

Whoo! Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Blockin out the scenery.
Breakin my mind.
Do this. Dont do that.
Cant you read the sign?

Sign, sign.
Everywhere a sign.
Sign, sign