Lyrics:

I didn't know that you weren't suppossed to drink the water
I never knew it was so hard to get through south of that border
If I had any idea that it took that many pesos to make a dollar
I'd move down here, yeah, probably been a millionaire

Rosa at the Bilo told me that Cinco do Mayo is their 4th of July
And you don't sneak up on a jalepino pepper, and just take a bite
Rosa says that their are sunsets on some of those beaches that will make you cry
I said,'Is that right?', 'cause up until tonight

All I know about Mexico was in with my baby on the back of that Harley
Passing every car as fast as they could go
And all I knew about the the pretty white sand
Is she's probably on it now, sharing her little beach towel
She left me for another man
She's working on her tan, I bet
While I'm here trying to forget
All I know about Mexico

I've heard some pretty scary stuff about them jails down in Tijuana
And it ain't nothing like the U.S. if you get busted,
And I heard that he's all pumped up on that marijuana
Why can't I worry about her being down there when he leaves her
And you know that he's gonna leave her
Anyday now, yeah, the cops will come around
And wanna know what I know

All I know about Mexico was in with my baby on the back of that Harley
Passing every car as fast as they could go
And all I knew about the the pretty white sand
Is she's probably on it now, sharing her little beach towel
She left me for another man
She's working on her tan, I bet
While I'm here trying to forget
All I know about Mexico

All I know about Mexico was in with my baby on the back of that Harley
Passing every car as fast as they could go
And all I knew about the the pretty white sand
Is she's probably on it now, sharing her little beach towel
She left me for another man
She's working on her tan, I bet
While I'm here trying to forget
All I know about Mexico

All I know about Mexico
I know, I know, I know, I know
About Mexico