Lyrics:

My grandfather used to say somethin. My grandfather used to say, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!



You know whats really a ripoff? Buying flowers. Theyre free, man. But we buy them. Not only that. We buy them and we bring them home and they die. Its the only thing that you buy and you bring it home and it dies and you dont give a shit; you dont want your money back. Id be down to the florist in a minute! Fuck you! Gimme my money! These things died! You kiddin me!



Were really getting screwed in a lotta ways. You realize how many peanuts elephants owe us? As a group, we have never gotten any of these peanuts back. Im down twenty-three, twenty-four bags myself. We fuckin pull up peanut posies. We got the elephants by the balls, man.



What do dogs do on their day off? They cant lie around; thats their job, man!



I know a guy who was trying to perfect a method for fucking while running at full speed.



Theres a moment coming. Its not here yet. Its still in the future. Its on the way. Hold on. Here it is! Oh shit, its gone, man. We blew another one.



Tattoos. You know what would be a goofy tattoo? You get it on your foot. On the sole of your foot, it says, If found, please drop in the nearest mailbox. I got another one. On a guys back, you tattoo, Please lets never anybody tell this guy all the shit we wrote on his back. He thinks its a pirate ship!