Lyrics:

There were some scientists tried to figure the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
'In Search of Sasquatch' that was a kickass In Search of
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams (Ahhh!)

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so I'm told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (Apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch seems real
Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will now know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real!


KG: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No dude, your drumming is kick-ass
It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG
KG: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio
JB: I hope there's no hard feelings

Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasquatch
You and Tenacious D
Are
Real

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
Open Mic Host: And who should I tell them said that?
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend
Open Mic Host: Okay

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sasquatch: You know what, you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about
Open Mic Host: Oh, Okay, Sure
Sasquatch: See ya
Open Mic Host: So long