Lyrics:

Here We Have Our Dust Free Dining Set
we Guarentee It Wont Collect A Spec
freeing Up The Children To Instead
grow Into Your Molding
heed More Of Your Scolding
go Early To Their New Self-Making Beds

it Seems Like Youd Be Tired Of Losing Face
like Youd Want To Put The Children In Their Place
the More You Have To Tell Them To Do Their Chores
the More You Run The Risk Of Being Ignored

if Youre Lucky Theyll Turn Out As Good As You
you Tell Them That Theyre Good Kids
but You Know That Its Not True

your Father Drank A Little
youre On Liver Number Two

progress Has A Way Of Feigning Ease
convenient New Inventions Bait The Tease
for Though It Is Impossible To Cure
a Husband Bent On Cheating
the Oxygens Depleting
a Child Whos Always Bragging
a Wifes Persistent Nagging
were Equipped To Live As Though It Were

if Youre Lucky Theyll Turn Out As Good As You
you Tell Them That Theyre Good Kids
but You Know That Its Not True

your Father Drank A Little
youre On Liver Number Two