Lyrics:

I Phoned Up My Doctor,
to See Whats The Matter,
he Said Come On Over,
i Said Do I Have To,
my Knees Started Shakin
my Wrist Started Achin
when My Doctor Said To Me . . .

oh My My, Oh My My, Can You Boogie, Can You Slide,
oh My My, Oh My My, You Can Boogie, If You Try,
oh My My, Oh My My, Its Guaranteed To Keep You Alive

the Head Nurse, She Blew In, Just Like A Tornado,
when They Started Dancin, I Jumped Off The Table,
i Felt Myself Healin, And As I Was Leavin
this Is What They Said To Me . . .

oh My My, Oh My My, Can You Boogie, Can You Slide
oh My My, Oh My My, You Can Boogie, You Can Fly,
oh My My, If You Try, Its Guaranteed To Keep You Alive.

now If You Should Slow Down,
and Youre Feelin Low Down,
dont Call Up Your Doctor,
just Grab You A Partner,
its What Youve Been Missin,
ive Got Your Prescription,
that Boogie Woogie Remedy.

oh My My, Oh My My, You Can Boogie, You Can Slide,
oh My My, Oh My My, We Can Boogie, til We Die,
oh My My, If You Try, Its Guaranteed To Keep You Alive.

oh My My, Oh My My, Watch Me Boogie, Watch Me Fly,
oh My My, Oh My My, Born To Boogie, Born To Slide,
oh My My, Oh My My, Ooh Wee Boogie, Ooh Wee I
oh My My, Oh My My, Play That Boogie, Play That Slide.