Lyrics:
Take a look at my girlfriendShes the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California Im hoping its going to come true But theres not a lot I can doCould we have kippers for breakfastMummy dear, Mummy dearThey got to have em in TexasCos everyones a millionaire Im a winner, Im a sinner Do you want my autograph Im a loser, what a joker Im playing my jokes upon you While theres nothing better to doDont you look at my girlfriendShes the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lot Take a jumbo cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California Im hoping its going to come true But theres not a lot I can do