Lyrics:

Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' And I'm thirstin' for a remedy I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Hang on, don't hang up on me lady Gotta take me to the promised land Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin' To the thumpin' little five piece band I need a red dirt n swingin' Anything that's country Karaoke, I don't care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk Girl you gotta get me there I've tried the phone at the