Lyrics:

FZ:Bizarre
Cheese: Bizarre
No one could never understand our bizarre relationship,
Because I was your intelectual [fridged? frigid?] housekeeper
Especially when you would be going to bed with one chic at night
And I'd wake in the mornin' and find another one there screamin
Asking me what the fuck this chic doin' in your bed
And I'd walk in and you weren't with the same one you were in
night before
Oh, I'll never forget that as long as I live
That house had your shit all over
And we had cats, we had flies, we had lot of crabs
That we proceeded to give to everyone in Laurel Canyon
except Elmer and Phil,
Because they were too sick to ball.
Elmer has mentality of approximately
One peanut possibly
As a matter of fact, I remember Elmer telling me that
You really had a lot of talent, but he didn't see how anyone
could ever make it
Who insisted on sayin' fuck on stage
And he used to drive by in his gold Cadillac
And peer in window
'Coze he could never get over the amount of groupy status
That you had and he didn't
Possibly because he's fifty years old and wretched
FZ:Ahahaha