Lyrics:

My Sister Got Lucky, Married A Yuppie
took Him For All He Was Worth
now She's A Swinger Dating A Singer
i Can't Decide Which Is Worse

but Not Me Baby, I've Got You To Save Me
oh Yer So Bad, Best Thing I Ever Had
in A World Gone Mad, Yer So Bad

my Sister's Ex-Husband Can't Get No Lovin'
walks Around Dog-Faced And Hurt
now He's Got Nothin', Head In The Oven
i Can't Decide Which Is Worse

(Repeat Chorus)