Lyrics:

tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare.... there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare