Lyrics:

Smells Like the Night Before Christmas

(Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap...
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh
And eight tiny reindeer
YEAH
He spoke not a word
But went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings
Then turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod
Up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh
To his teams gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight
'Happy Christmas to all
And to all a good-night!'
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donder
Blitzen
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas