Lyrics:

Little Hummer Girl

(Parody of Little Drummer Boy)

And they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A president to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Your finest knee pads bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To kneel before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

Oh, to pleasure him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Make him come

Little intern
Pa rum pum pum pum
I am a horn dog Pres.
Pa rum pum pum pum
Return those gifts I bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
And do your dry cleaning
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

I played the flute for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Made him come

Show him my bum

Show him my bum

Show him my bum