Lyrics:

Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
'cause every time I tried to make my mouth move
The pain I'm having is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away

I told my mom what I was feeling
And how long I've been dealing with it
Knew it was coming, but didn't know how soon
She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon

Oooo ahh... the pain is tremendous
Why can't I take it like a man
Oooo ahh... the pain is horrendous
Why don't you lend a helpin' hand

He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands... he was a very, very hairy man