Lyrics:

Oh, oh fortune cookie
Ow, Ow fortune cookie
Oh, oh fortune cookie
It sound like sound advice to me

Well, I went out the other day
Had some lunch at a Chinese place
Had an egg roll and noodle soup
A little entrée, um um good
My favorite part is the end of the meal
That to me is a real big deal

Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
All you can eat off a little receipt

Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me

Well, who ever wrote it must know me
Cause that's exactly my philosophy
Not too heavy, not too light
Fortune cookies I can ??????????

When they open up that sushi
Wish ????????????? today
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
All you can eat off a little receipt

Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me

If I ever make some money
I'm gonna buy a fortune cookie factory
I'll buy all ?????????
Call me Confucius of the new New World
I'll make every fortune ????
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??????????? good good luck

Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
All you can eat off a little receipt

Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me

That sound like sound advice to me
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
That sound like sound advice to me

Fortune cookie ???????????
Fortune cookie swallow down
Fortune cookie c'est la vie
That sound like sound advice to me