Lyrics:

Well I stumbled in at four A.M. this morning
Just as quiet as an elephant can be
She met me with my suitcase and this warning
She said be a good ol' boy and explain this to me


I said darlin, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey, yeah and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise


Well she let me off the hook, when I said that I'd be good
And I headed for the Kit-Kat on the fly
I was a-movin' and a-groovin' when she came in through the door
And said you're gonna do what I tell you, oh your lyin' eyes


I said Honey, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night playin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey, yeah and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise


Last night I dreamed a flyin' saucer took me up in space
And them Aliens partied more than the law allowed
And this mornin' all my things were in the yard
All over the place and I woke up in the doghouse somehow


Darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night, hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey, yeah and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

I said darling don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey, and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise...