Lyrics:

Oh Gosh, Here We Go Again

A Fella can't get no rest around this joint

Well, she got up this mornin' at 6 a.m.

She was as grumpy as can be

Not a snowballs chance of sleepin' late

'Cuz she started vacuuming

Said: 'Get your lazy butt up Cledus

You gotta take me to the mall

Don't forget to bring them credit cards

'Cuz I'm a'gonna use 'em all'

Wives do it all the time

We can't meet all their demands

A bunch of female General Schwarzkopfs

A'barkin' off their commands

They spend all our money it's a mystery

How us menfolk can survive

Oh why do we can't tell if they break a nail

Wives do it all the time

Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place

& the bathrooms a cloud of dust

Didn't leave no gas in my pick up

& she hates the way I get my hair cut

You know you sure are a cold one baby

You get green with jealousy

When I steal your Victoria Sacret

Or what Mindy on CMT

Wives do it all the time

We can't meet all their demands

You know they loose all their sweetness

When we give 'em that weddin' band

They spend all our money it's a mystery

How us menfolk can survive

Well they never fail to find a sale

Wives do it all the time

Well she might just get frisky tonight

So I won't get nowhere near her

& if she says: 'Cledy, come on to bed'

I'll pretend I don't hear her

OOOOOO

They spend all our money it's a mystery

How us menfolk can survive

Beats all I ever saw they'll bankrupt us all

Wives do it all the time

Yeah wives do it

All the time, all the time

Wives do it

All the time, all the time

Wives do it

All the time, all the time

Wives do it

Mine does it all the time