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Song: | Neamul lui Penes Curcanu |
Album: | Fara Zahar | Genres: | Parodie |
Year: | 2005 |
Length: | 317 sec |
Lyrics:
Fara Zahar-Neamul lui penes curcanu Plecat-am noua dinspre sat Si cu Sandel tot noua Sandel era extrem de bat Ziceai ca-i rupt in doua Da totusi l-am carat cu noi C-asa-i regulamentu Ne trebe zece taranoi Sa facem regimentu Plecat-am dintr-un sat de zmei Ce nu cunoaste frica Unde la boboteaza Se boteaza sacarica Din satu cu recordu la spalat de farfurii Se cheama Vilariba Matale cred ca stii Ne-am adunat la C.A.P. Cand neo chemat primaru Maestru nostru nomber one La rupt spinari cu paru Scurmand nervos in nas O zis ca tre sa-ntoarecm foaia Ca doi din Vilabaho O rapit pe Ghiorghitoaia Pi vadana care o furat de la o unguroaica Secretu de prefabricat rachiu de pufoaica Si toata lumea-i cunostea vestitu alambic Cu care biblic preschimba rahatu-n etilic. Ref : Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Ce cruda-i viata uneori Si cum te bate scroafa Cand tocmai satu tau vecin Iti fura filozoafa Si toti am plans Si toti am strans in plame furci si coase Porniti sa facem beleturi Si gauri numeroase Sa-i omoram Sa-i epilam Sa le mancam coliva Sa-le-aratam ca-n Vilabaho nu-i cam Vilariba Invatator intreba cu multa insistenta Ca daca nu cumva luptam pentru independenta Noi raspundeam in hohot Ba salvam pe Ghiorghitoaia Da daca dai un kil de rom Luptam si pentru aia Sa nu va duceti dragii mei Ca nu veniti cu zile Ca nu degeaba o scris ceo scris Alecsandri Vasile Insa viteazu domn primar striga Asta-i vrajeala Alecsandri acela tau nu prea stia marbeala Caci Ghiorghitoaia pentru noi E ca o sfanta maica Si mai bine-i strang pe toti de gat Decat sa n-am pufoaica. Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Veni si ziua de asalt Aceea-n care norii S-o adunat si neo lasat Sa ne batem ca chiorii Si-atata ploaie o trimis Tanti Romica Jurca Ca prin suvoaie nu vedeai In cine sa bagi furca Din zori in zori Si noi si ei Zvarleam pe sus pietroaie Si-ii nimeream acolo Un te ti cand mergi la baie Ca domn primar neo antrenat Si ne-o invatat pe toti Sa dam ca Jeane Clod Vandam Cu suturi si carati Malaca de exemplu Era brutaru rotofei Care iti impletea-ntr-o ora Doua mii de colacei Gandeam c-o fi vreun pacifist Dar ma-nselam cu fapta Dadea mortal cu stanga Si dadea letal cu dreapta Din toti brutari el era Din prima generatie Care s-o antrenat special Sa dea la operatie URA ! strigam cu pieptu gol Si plin de bucurie Drapelu nostru cum vedem La ei pe primarie Puteam sa mor caci Ghiorghitoaia Era de-amu salvata Si toti urmasi mei aveau Pufoaica asigurata. Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu Ascunde mama cazanu Sa nu-l gaseasca dusmanu Ca eu plec sa-mi apar neamu Neamu lui Penes curcanu
TRAD
I just left the village And with Sandel all new Sandel was extremely bad You said it was broken in two Yes, we still carried it with us That's the rule We need ten peasants Let's form a regiment I left a village of kites What does not know fear Where does it boboteza Saccharica is baptized From the village with the record for washing dishes His name is Vilariba Matale, I think you know We gathered at C.A.P. When the mayor called us Our number one master He broke his spine with hair Nose twitching nervously He said that we have to turn the page Like two from Vilabaho I kidnapped Ghiorghitoaia Pi vadana who stole it from a Hungarian woman Secret of pre-made pufoaica brandy And everyone knew his famous still With which the biblical shit turns into ethyl. Ref: Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. How cruel life is sometimes And how the sow beats you When you just visit your neighbor He steals your philosophy And we all cried And we all clutched forks and scythes Let's start making bellets And numerous holes Let's kill them Let's epilate them Let's eat their cage Let's show them that Vilabaho is not exactly Vilariba The teacher asked very insistently As if we were fighting for independence We answered in a roar Let's save Ghiorghitoaia Yes, if you give a kilo of rum We were fighting for that too Don't go my dears That you don't come for days That he wrote it not in vain Alexander Vasile But the brave mayor shouted That's the magic That Alecsandri of yours didn't really know marble Because Ghiorghitoaia for us She is like a holy mother And I better strangle them all Except that I don't have fluff. Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. The day of the assault is coming The one in which the clouds It was collected and left to us Let's fight like crows And he sent so much rain Aunt Romica Jurca Like you couldn't see through the sky Who to stick the fork in From dawn to dawn And us and them I was tumbling over the cobblestones And I found them there One you when you go to the bathroom As a newly trained mayor And he taught us all Let's say Jeane Clod Vandam With sutures and carats Malacca for example He was a rotofei baker Which will weave you in an hour Two thousand cookies I thought it would be some pacifist But I was deceiving myself He gave a deadly left hand And he hit lethally with his right hand Of all the bakers he was From the first generation Who was specially trained To give to the operation HATRED ! I shouted with an empty chest And full of joy Our flag as we see it To them at the town hall I could die because Ghiorghitoaia She was saved by me And all my descendants had Guaranteed fluff. Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey Hide the cauldron mother Let the enemy not find him That I am leaving to appear to my people Genus of Penes turkey
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