Lyrics:

Ai fost vreodata obligat
De maica-ta sa faci curat
Sa-ti scoti bocancii din picioare
Cand te sui pe pat.
Ii noroi afara
Nu intra-ncaltat
Ca te pocnesc.
Of, cand imi amintesc
Amintirile ma chinuiesc.
Cum ma punea pe mine mama
Sa dau mancare la cal
Si uite urma de la potcoava
Am stat un an in spital.
Ma trimite-ai sa fur gutuie
Ca sa faci peltea
Vecinu nu era acasa
Da dobermanu era.
Si-acuma am cosmaruri noaptea
Imi amintesc cu groaza
Cum mi-ai dezbarnat urechea
Cand am spart o vaza.
Ma obligai sa merg la scoala
In fiecare zi
Si n-aveam voie sa zic -
Si-alte prostii.
M-ai trimis dupa apa
Si-am cazut in fantana
Ai venit si-ai pus capacu
Hahaha ce poanta buna.
Spuneai ca-s slab ca vai de mine
Si ca tre sa cresc
Si ma-ndopai cu vitamine
Si cu salam ssassessc.

Din momentu-n care barza m-o adus pe lume
Mama m-o facut intr-una tantalau.
Iar acum ma-ntorc in satul meu
Sa vedeti ca-s cel mai cool flacau.

Iarta-ma mamica
Fiindca n-am putut papa supica
Da cred c-a fost stricat pesmetu
Fiindca, vezi, am infundat din nou closetu. BIS

Steluta m-am gandit sa-ti fac un cantec nou
Sa-ti fiu pe plac
Ca vreau sa fii a mea
Si nu stiu ce sa fac.
Eu cant de la patru ani
Si sincer nu mi-o fost usor
Primul hit al meu o fost
AVION CU MOTOR.
Apoi am evoluat
Si-am vrut sa-ncerc si-altceva
Si-am cantat O PONI-PONI CADEMIA MUSTAFA.
Dar tu nu ma bagi in seama
Si-am cam luat-o pe ulei
Si-am ajuns sa cant ca prostu
LA LU LA, LA LU LEI.
Mi-am luat celular, Steluta
Ti-l arat, ii foarte fain
Ca sa-ti fiu mereu aproape
Si sa chat-uim online.
Da l-am luat la mana a doua
Si-am luat teapa ca n-o mers
S-a stricat chiar cand am vrut
Sa-ti trimit un SMS.
Vroiam sa-ti scriu intr-ansul
Ce nefericit am fost
Cum ma maltrata mamica,
Ma batea, spunea ca-s prost,
Ma punea sa duc gunoiul si sa matur in pridvor,
Sa-mi fac patu, sa sterg prafu la dansa-n dormitor.

Din momentu-n care barza m-o adus pe lume
Mama m-o facut intr-una tantalau.
Iar acum ma-ntorc in satul meu
Sa vedeti ca-s cel mai cool flacau.

Iarta-ma mamica
Fiindca n-am putut papa supica
Da cred c-a fost stricat pesmetu
Fiindca, vezi, am infundat din nou closetu. BIS

Trista este caprioara
Ratacita printre munti ( mama ).
Dar mai trist este copilul
Cand il cearta-ai sai parinti ( mi-e fricaaaa ).
Mamelor din lumea-ntreaga
Eu va dau un singur sfat:
Nu mai bateti copilasii
C-au baut si c-au fumat.

Din momentu-n care barza m-o adus pe lume
Mama m-o facut intr-una tantalau.
Iar acum ma-ntorc in satul meu
Sa vedeti ca-s cel mai cool flacau.

Iarta-ma mamica
Fiindca n-am putut papa supica
Da cred c-a fost stricat pesmetu
Fiindca, vezi, am infundat din nou closetu. BIS




TRAD



Have you ever been forced to?
For your mother to clean up
Take off your boots
When you get on the bed.
Mud them outside
Do not enter with shoes on
That I'm hitting you.
Oh, when I remember
The memories torment me.
How my mother called me
To feed the horse
And look at the trail from the horseshoe
I stayed in the hospital for a year.
Would you send me to steal quinces?
To make the pelta
The neighbor was not at home
Yes, it was a Doberman.
And now I have nightmares at night
I remember with horror
How you disembowelled my ear
When I broke a vase.
You forced me to go to school
Daily
And I wasn't allowed to say -
And other nonsense.
You sent me for water
I fell into the well
You came and put the lid on
Hahaha what a good point.
You said he was weak like me
And that I have to grow up
And dope me with vitamins
And with salami ssassessc.

From the moment the stork brought her into the world
My mother made it for me in a tantalum.
And now I'm going back to my village
You can see that he is the coolest guy.

Forgive me mom
Because I couldn't do it
Yes, I think the crumb was spoiled
Because, you see, I clogged the toilet again. encore

Star, I thought I'd make you a new song
To please you
That I want you to be mine
And I do not know what to do.
I've been singing since I was four years old
And honestly, it wasn't easy for me
My first hit was
ENGINE AIRPLANE.
Then I evolved
And I wanted to try something else
I sang O PONI-PONI CAADEMIA MUSTAFA.
But you don't take me into account
And I kind of took it on the oil
And I ended up singing like a fool
LA LU LA, LA LU LEI.
I took my cell phone, Steluta
I'll show it to you, it's very cool
To always be close to you
And let's chat online.
Yes, I got it second hand
I was upset that it didn't work
It broke just when I wanted it to
Let me send you an SMS.
I wanted to write to you in person
How unhappy I was
How my mother mistreated me,
He beat me, called me stupid,
He made me take out the trash and sit on the porch,
To make my bed, to wipe the dust from dancing in the bedroom.

From the moment the stork brought her into the world
My mother made it for me in a tantalum.
And now I'm going back to my village
You can see that he is the coolest guy.

Forgive me mom
Because I couldn't do it
Yes, I think the crumb was spoiled
Because, you see, I clogged the toilet again. encore

Trista is the deer
Stray girl among the mountains (mother).
But sadder is the child
When your parents would argue with him (I'm afraid).
To mothers from all over the world
I give you only one piece of advice:
Stop beating the children
They drank and smoked.

From the moment the stork brought her into the world
My mother made it for me in a tantalum.
And now I'm going back to my village
You can see that he is the coolest guy.

Forgive me mom
Because I couldn't do it
Yes, I think the crumb was spoiled
Because, you see, I clogged the toilet again. encore