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Lyrics:
N-am mai trecut de mult prin sat Obisnuiam sa trec mai des Amu' is tare ocupat Da' mi-o trimis un SMS Vecinu' 'cela de pe deal Si mi-o zis ca mama-i vie O mai crescut doi dinti la cal Si tata bea. (pe datorie!) Vecinu' asta ii bou Imi scrie chestii fara rost In loc sa-mi spuna ce mai face Dusmanu' meu, sefu' de post Ca io-l urasc pe politai Da' toate cate s-au intamplat Imi ia prea mult sa povestesc (Mai bine fa un rezumat.) Intr-o noapte furtunoasa Saream gardu' la o vecina Care nu era acasa Si-am plecat cu o gaina Cand pe strada politaiu' ma opreste (Cu respecte!) Cica gardu' si gaina i se par treburi suspecte Vorbe' c-un coleg prin statii Ca sa-i povesteasca faza Da' io nu intelegeam cine dracu-i vulturu' si cine-i baza Nici io n-am stat mai moale, si i-am zis atata 'Da-te, ca-ti crap capu' cu gaina, 'tu-ti codu' penalu' ma-tii! Cand natura ma impinge sa ma duc la toaleta Si-mi tin cuculetu-n mana, adica mana mi-i suspecta? Dar el nu, si nu, amenda Eu ii zic: 'Bai, minte creata! Daca stiam ca-mi dai amenda, apai luam gaina de la piata!' Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi Colegii cu cagule de tin, si eu te bat Jucam cu tine 'baza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat Cine-o pus asfalt pe drum, acela n-o fost om nebun Dar sa dea Domnu' sa turbe ala care i-o pus curbe! Mie-mi trebe strada dreapta, sa nu tre' sa-nvart colacu' Ca de fiecare data intru-n sant, nu stiu cum dracu'! Si-uite-asa din casa mamii o ramas numai miraju' Ca era la cotitura si-am uitat sa fac viraju'! Lu' mama nu-i venea sa creada cat de multa tocatura Pot sa fac din cal si vaca cand busesc masina-n sura Dar in dreptu' primariei, politaiu' circumspect Imi facu un semn cu mana, sprijinand ceva erect Un par mare cu 3 becuri, da' era aprins doar unu' rosu Eu scot calendaru' Ce, o venit deja Craciunu'? Destramandu-ma la creier ca un fin cunoscator Imi dau seama ca agentul sprijinea un semafor Altu-i povestea prin statie despre nu stiu ce gaina Da' eu ii citeam pe fata ciuda, ca mi-am luat masina 'Ce tot aperi semaforu' si stai tantos ca un tap? Daca-ti place, ia-l acasa, spala-te cu el pe cap Pune-i-l in fata soacrei sa-i arate numa' rosu Ca sa-nteleag-odata ca de fapt, tu esti cocosu' Si sa nu mai umble noaptea sa izbeasca usile Cand iti fugaresti femeia ca sa-i pui catusele Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi Colegii cu cagule de tin, si eu te bat Jucam cu tine 'baza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat
TRAD
I haven't been through the village for a long time I used to pass by more often Amu is very busy Yes, she sent me an SMS The neighbor on the hill And she told me that her mother is alive He grew two more teeth in the horse And dad drinks. (on credit!) Neighbor, this is his ox He writes me useless things Instead of telling me how he is doing My enemy, the postmaster Because I hate the police Yes, everything that happened It takes me too long to tell (Better make a summary.) On a stormy night I was jumping a neighbor's fence Who was not at home I left with a chicken When the police stop me on the street (Regards!) The fence and the hen look suspicious to him Talk to a colleague at the stations To tell him the story Yes, I didn't understand who the hell is the eagle and who is the base I didn't stay soft either, and I told him that much 'Come on, I'm going to crack your head with a chicken, you're going to have a criminal code!' When nature pushes me to go to the toilet And I'm holding the hood in my hand, so my hand is suspect? But he did not, and no, the fine I say to him: 'Yes, created mind! If I knew you were going to fine me, I would have taken the chicken from the market!' We gladly give you a hundred fines Stop laughing at us on the street when you see us Colleagues with tin hats, I beat you too I was playing 'base' with you, guess who gave it to him Whoever put asphalt on the road was not a madman But let the Lord destroy the one who made him crooked! I need the right street, so I don't have to turn around Like every time I go into the ditch, I don't know how the hell! And look, all that's left of mom's house is a mirage' Because it was at the turn and I forgot to turn! His mother couldn't believe how much chopping there was I can make a horse and a cow when I drive a car But in favor of the mayor's office, the policeman is circumspect I make a sign with my hand, supporting something erect A big hair with 3 light bulbs, but only one red one was on I take out the calendar' What, has Christmas already come? Unraveling my brain like a fine connoisseur I realize that the agent was supporting a traffic light Another was telling the story about I don't know what the hen Yes, I was reading the strange girl, because I took my car 'What are you doing at the traffic light' and you're sitting there like a plug? If you like it, take it home, wash your head with it Put it in front of the mother-in-law to show her only red To understand-for once that in fact, you are a rooster' And stop walking at night to knock on doors When you run away from your woman to handcuff her We gladly give you a hundred fines Stop laughing at us on the street when you see us Colleagues with tin hats, I beat you too I was playing 'base' with you, guess who gave it to him
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