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Song:sa traiti bine
Album:Fara ZaharGenres:Parodie
Year:2005 Length:247 sec

Lyrics:

N-am mai trecut de mult prin sat
Obisnuiam sa trec mai des
Amu' is tare ocupat
Da' mi-o trimis un SMS
Vecinu' 'cela de pe deal
Si mi-o zis ca mama-i vie
O mai crescut doi dinti la cal
Si tata bea. (pe datorie!)
Vecinu' asta ii bou
Imi scrie chestii fara rost
In loc sa-mi spuna ce mai face
Dusmanu' meu, sefu' de post
Ca io-l urasc pe politai
Da' toate cate s-au intamplat
Imi ia prea mult sa povestesc
(Mai bine fa un rezumat.)
Intr-o noapte furtunoasa
Saream gardu' la o vecina
Care nu era acasa
Si-am plecat cu o gaina
Cand pe strada politaiu' ma opreste
(Cu respecte!)
Cica gardu' si gaina i se par treburi suspecte
Vorbe' c-un coleg prin statii
Ca sa-i povesteasca faza
Da' io nu intelegeam cine dracu-i vulturu' si cine-i baza
Nici io n-am stat mai moale, si i-am zis atata
'Da-te, ca-ti crap capu' cu gaina, 'tu-ti codu' penalu' ma-tii!
Cand natura ma impinge sa ma duc la toaleta
Si-mi tin cuculetu-n mana, adica mana mi-i suspecta?
Dar el nu, si nu, amenda
Eu ii zic: 'Bai, minte creata!
Daca stiam ca-mi dai amenda, apai luam gaina de la piata!'
Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi
Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi
Colegii cu cagule de tin, si eu te bat
Jucam cu tine 'baza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat
Cine-o pus asfalt pe drum, acela n-o fost om nebun
Dar sa dea Domnu' sa turbe ala care i-o pus curbe!
Mie-mi trebe strada dreapta, sa nu tre' sa-nvart colacu'
Ca de fiecare data intru-n sant, nu stiu cum dracu'!
Si-uite-asa din casa mamii o ramas numai miraju'
Ca era la cotitura si-am uitat sa fac viraju'!
Lu' mama nu-i venea sa creada cat de multa tocatura
Pot sa fac din cal si vaca cand busesc masina-n sura
Dar in dreptu' primariei, politaiu' circumspect
Imi facu un semn cu mana, sprijinand ceva erect
Un par mare cu 3 becuri, da' era aprins doar unu' rosu
Eu scot calendaru'
Ce, o venit deja Craciunu'?
Destramandu-ma la creier ca un fin cunoscator
Imi dau seama ca agentul sprijinea un semafor
Altu-i povestea prin statie despre nu stiu ce gaina
Da' eu ii citeam pe fata ciuda, ca mi-am luat masina
'Ce tot aperi semaforu' si stai tantos ca un tap?
Daca-ti place, ia-l acasa, spala-te cu el pe cap
Pune-i-l in fata soacrei sa-i arate numa' rosu
Ca sa-nteleag-odata ca de fapt, tu esti cocosu'
Si sa nu mai umble noaptea sa izbeasca usile
Cand iti fugaresti femeia ca sa-i pui catusele
Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi
Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi
Colegii cu cagule de tin, si eu te bat
Jucam cu tine 'baza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat




TRAD


I haven't been through the village for a long time
I used to pass by more often
Amu is very busy
Yes, she sent me an SMS
The neighbor on the hill
And she told me that her mother is alive
He grew two more teeth in the horse
And dad drinks. (on credit!)
Neighbor, this is his ox
He writes me useless things
Instead of telling me how he is doing
My enemy, the postmaster
Because I hate the police
Yes, everything that happened
It takes me too long to tell
(Better make a summary.)
On a stormy night
I was jumping a neighbor's fence
Who was not at home
I left with a chicken
When the police stop me on the street
(Regards!)
The fence and the hen look suspicious to him
Talk to a colleague at the stations
To tell him the story
Yes, I didn't understand who the hell is the eagle and who is the base
I didn't stay soft either, and I told him that much
'Come on, I'm going to crack your head with a chicken, you're going to have a criminal code!'
When nature pushes me to go to the toilet
And I'm holding the hood in my hand, so my hand is suspect?
But he did not, and no, the fine
I say to him: 'Yes, created mind!
If I knew you were going to fine me, I would have taken the chicken from the market!'
We gladly give you a hundred fines
Stop laughing at us on the street when you see us
Colleagues with tin hats, I beat you too
I was playing 'base' with you, guess who gave it to him
Whoever put asphalt on the road was not a madman
But let the Lord destroy the one who made him crooked!
I need the right street, so I don't have to turn around
Like every time I go into the ditch, I don't know how the hell!
And look, all that's left of mom's house is a mirage'
Because it was at the turn and I forgot to turn!
His mother couldn't believe how much chopping there was
I can make a horse and a cow when I drive a car
But in favor of the mayor's office, the policeman is circumspect
I make a sign with my hand, supporting something erect
A big hair with 3 light bulbs, but only one red one was on
I take out the calendar'
What, has Christmas already come?
Unraveling my brain like a fine connoisseur
I realize that the agent was supporting a traffic light
Another was telling the story about I don't know what the hen
Yes, I was reading the strange girl, because I took my car
'What are you doing at the traffic light' and you're sitting there like a plug?
If you like it, take it home, wash your head with it
Put it in front of the mother-in-law to show her only red
To understand-for once that in fact, you are a rooster'
And stop walking at night to knock on doors
When you run away from your woman to handcuff her
We gladly give you a hundred fines
Stop laughing at us on the street when you see us
Colleagues with tin hats, I beat you too
I was playing 'base' with you, guess who gave it to him