Lyrics:

I really want you to dance
But you are not in the mood
I'm gonna make you some dinner
Ooh, caution do not eat the food

I said! I want you to do!
The things I tell you to do!
The moment I say it! Sucker!
Do you hear me?! Am I reaching you?!!

You are in pain
I like chow mein
It's so easy
Being me

I really want you to strip
But you've got a bad headache
I'm going to give you a pill
This is gonna be a thrill

I said! I want you to do!
The things I tell you to do!
The moment I say it! Sucker!
Do you hear me?! Am I reaching you?!!

You are in pain
I like chow mein
It's so easy
Being me
I like chow mein
It's so easy

Being me
You are in pain
I like chow mein
It's so easy