Lyrics:

What else do we need? We've got reality-based TV and wall-to-wall, central air. What else do we need? We can live vicariously through a life we're told is far more exciting. I spy something. There's nothing left to say, I'm content here. What a colorful existence! We have so many choices for what we can do! What is your perception? How is your reception? We've got a thousand ways to die in the next thirty minutes, I've got all the thrills and spills I need.