Lyrics:

If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock

If your conversation calls for

A little more than a coffee pot

If you need to pour your heart out

And try to rectify some situation

That you're facing

Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.



When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket

For most things you don't mind

But when your dollar goes to all of those

Standing in a welfare line

Well rejoice you have a voice

If you're concerned about the destination

Of this great nation

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

It represents the hardhat

Gunrack, achin'-back

Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.



We're all one big family

Throughout the cities and the towns

We don't reach for handouts

we reach for those who are down

And every local chapter has a seven day a week

Available consultation

For your frustration

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.



It represents the mud flaps

Six pack, bare crack

Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.