Lyrics:

tried to find my sock but I know that it's lost something's gone wrong again need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade something's gone wrong again and again and again and again again something's gone wrong again something's gone wrong again tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke something's gone wrong again look at my watch just to tell the time but the hands come off mine something's gone wrong again something's gone wrong again and again and again and again again something's gone wrong again something's gone wrong again nothing ever happens to peoiple like us except we miss the bus something goes wrong again need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke something's gone wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again nothing ever happens to people like us except we miss the bus something goes wrong again need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again turned up early in time for our date but then we turn up late something goes wrong again need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again something goes wro