Lyrics:

The kids are digging up a brand new hole
Where they put their deadbeat mom
Grandpa's happy watching video porn
With the closed-caption on
And father knows best
About suicide and smack
Well, hee hee hee
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Buckle up and endure now, baby
Cancer for the... cure

Ol' Blue Eyes is back again
But he was never here in the first place
A heart attack may be something to fear
But take a look out back
'Cause Courtney needs love
And so do I
Well, hee hee hee
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure, my baby
Buckle up and endure now, sweet thing
Cancer for the... cure

Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure, my baby
Buckle up and endure now, sweet thing
Cancer for the...
The cancer for the...
The cancer for the...
The cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure

Hee, hee, hee
What is that?

Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure