Lyrics:

Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?
Have you ever stopped to think who's slave and who's the master?
Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?
Have you ever had to push, push, push, push?
Car trouble, oh, yeah
You might have seen 'em very busy at the weekend, oh, oh
Lick and good polish and it beep-beeps into shape
And then it's proudly up the M1, M2, M3
And keep your feet off the upholstery, Ronnie
Car trouble, oh, yeah
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
You don't need anything after an ice cream

I used to sit at home silently and wonder
Why all peripheries are polishing the chrome
While all the mothers and the sisters and the babies
Sit and rot at home
Car trouble, oh, yeah

And remember this
You don't need anything after an ice cream
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble