Lyrics:

Yellin' at the Xmas Tree





When I was a small boy

Here in London town

Seasons snow was falling on the ground

All the friends and family

Here on Christmas Eve

Gather round to dress

The Christmas tree

But daddy’s down at the pub

Full of Christmas cheer

Probably won’t come home

Until next year



Chorus

Oh the Christmas bells are ringing

And the carolers are singing

But Daddy, he don’t hear ‘em

He’s yellin’ at the Christmas tree

Santa’s balls are jingling

Mommy’s hips a-wiggling

But Daddy, he don’t hear ‘em

He’s yellin, he’s yellin’

At the Christmas tree



All right now yeah…



Uncle is a sports fan

Granny likes a joke

But no one laughs when

Daddy’s stumbles home

But he don’t fall asleep

Wah! The night was getting black



You see, oh God,

Dad had too much Jack

Oh Lord!



Every year is the same old thing

Like Rudolph’s red nose

Telling this story will never get old



Chorus



Well alright now yeah…

Well alright now…

Yellin’ at the Christmas tree



Santa came down the chimney

But then he ran upstairs

Jumped in bed with Mommy

She didn’t care

Across the room went the fruitcakes

Ah, the wreath came off the door

If these are holidays I can take no more

Every year it’s the same old thing

Like Rudolph’s red nose

Hearing this story will never get old



Chorus



Santa’s balls are jingling

Mommy’s hips a-wiggling

But Daddy, he don’t hear ‘em

He’s yellin’

He’s yellin’ at the Christmas tree



Well alright now yeah…



He’s yellin’ at the Christmas tree

He’s yellin’ at the Christmas tree

He’s yellin’ at the Christmas tree

He’s sleeping it the Christmas tree