Lyrics:

I DON'T CARE IF IT

RAINS OR FREEZES

AS LONG AS I GOT MY

PLASTIC JESUS

RIDIN' ON THE DASHBOARD

OF MY CAR



THROUGH MY TRIALS

AND TRIBULATIONS

AND MY TRAVELS

THROUGH THE NATION

WITH MY PLASTIC JESUS

I'LL GO FAR



RIDIN' DOWN THE THOROUGHFARE

WITH A NOSE UP IN THE AIR

A WRECK MAY BE AHEAD

BUT HE DON'T MIND



TROUBLE COMIN'

HE DON'T SEE

HE JUST KEEPS HIS EYE ON ME

AND ANY OTHER THING THAT LIES BEHIND



CHORUS

WITH MY PLASTIC JESUS

GOODBYE AND I'LL GO FAR

I SAID WITH MY PLASTIC JESUS

SITTING ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR



WHEN I'M IN A TRAFFIC JAM

HE DON'T CARE IF I SAY DAMN

I CAN LET ALL MY CURSES ROLL



'COS JESUS' PLASTICO DOESN'T HEAR

'COS HE'S GOT A PLASTIC EAR

THE MAN WHO INVENTED PLASTIC

SAVED MY SOUL



CHORUS



AND IF I WEAVE AROUND AT NIGHT

POLICEMEN THINK I'M VERY TIGHT

THEY NEVER FIND MY BOTTLE

THOUGH THEY ASK



'COS PLASTIC JESUS SHELTERS ME

FOR HIS HEAD COMES OFF YOU SEE

HE'S HOLLOW AND I USE HIM LIKE A FLASK



WOA WOA WOA



SAVE ME



I DON'T CARE IF IT'S DARK OR SCARY

LONG AS I GOT MAGNETIC MARY

RIDIN' ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR



I FEEL THAT I'M PROTECTED AMPLY

I'VE GOT THE LOVE OF THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY

RIDIN' ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR



WITH MY PLASTIC JESUS

I SAID GOODBYE

AND I'LL GO FAR



AND I SAID WITH MY PLASTIC JESUS

I SAID SITTING ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR



OUTRO

WHEN I'M GOIN' FORNICATIN'

I'VE GOT MY CERAMIC SATAN

SITTIN' ON THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR

WOMEN KNOW I'M ON THE LEVEL

THANKS TO THE WIDE-EYED STONEWARE DEVIL

SNEERIN' FROM THE DASHBOARD OF MY CAR