Lyrics:

Come one, come all
Bare witness, to the shittiest show, on earth

American Idols lip sinking zero's
Kids watching MTV looking for hero's
N'sync versus Backstreet
Britney verses Ashley
Axel rose and Michael Jacksons' nose

And,
I don't think I've ever cared
I don't think I ever will
Who the fuck will spread a stare
And who the fuck are you

Even if you erased everything
And covered up the stains
I'd still be the one here
Questioning if anythings arranged

Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kids ask me why
Everybodies gotta die

Bush buys his voters
Free love is over
Anna Nicoles' lost weight off her shoulders
Cell phones with belltones
Hootie and Manson
'Puffy's' now 'Diddy' and 'Lopez' hates 'Affleck'

I don't think I want to know
I don't really fucking care
Take the rumors and the lies
And shove them up your ass
Even if you erased everything and covered up the stains

Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everybodies gotta die
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everybodies gotta die

Ladies and Gents
Direct your attention please
To the center ring
And behold
The 13th wonder of the world
The three headed jelly spine
Of the nation, we call life
Breaking news, the savior is coming
Everybody run from what you are becoming

Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everybodies gotta die
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everybodies gotta die