Lyrics:

thanks, but no thanks, i didn't come here
to dance
i'm with somebody, i'm afraid i'll have to pass
two years ago he left me, now his memory's
back around
one's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

Chorus:
We came in here to be alone
no t.v., no telephone
two ol' flames out on the town
one still burns, and one's burnt out
one's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

they institutionalize people for acting like i do
drinkin' with somebody that ain't in the room
can't you see we're budy trying to work our
problems out
one's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

Repeat Chorus Twice

one's a couple, baby, two's a crowd