Lyrics:

I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp Bible hero lunch box The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch Only listen to Christian ... Rock Gospel Cola in the morning Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring Belt buckle's a decending dove Hang a chrome fish on my truck They'll know we're Christians by our love ... Of junk All my Jesus Junk Yeah, my Jesus Junk I am A Jesus Junkie Give me a piece of the true cross The thigh bone of a saint I long for something Holy This sub-culture ain't ... real Testa Mints to make my breath fresh Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where Jesus turns wine into water.