Lyrics:

Did You All Know That I'm Still Alive?
I'm Making A Song So I'm Still Relevant
Have To Shake My Ass To Disguise The Fact That Whenever I Sing
I Sound Like I'm Yodeling
No One Understands Me Or The Words I Say It's Like I Am Gargling Water
And Did You Know
I Just Had A Baby Wanna See It Feed?
Well If You Stay
I'll Show You, Show You, Show You
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Please Don't Remember To Forget Me
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
I Sound Exactly Like A Def Girl Now
And If You Look At Me Then You Will Clearly See
That I'm Much Hotter With My Hair Straight
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Oh No, The Secret To My Weird Voice
P.s. I'm Besties With Rihanna
A Gig Is A Gig
Here For The Drinks
I'll Do Anything
If I Get Paid In Advance
I Really Don't Know Who Shakira Is
I Honestly Thought This Was A Kesha Video
Hold On For A Second
Hold On For A Sec
I Need To Take A Nude For Instadamn She's A Ho
We Like Putting Big Brown Things Inside Our Mouths
I Think I Feel A Oh No!
Ew Gross!
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh We're Both Having Sex With The Air Now
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh Does Anybody Have Any Pepto?
God These Walls Feel So Good
Nothing Beats Real Hard Wood
Oh Shit, I Just Got A Splinter
Ohhhh Ohhhhh!
Oh Hell No!
Get Off My Ho!
You Can't Forget Me Cause I Beat You!
That's Her Right There Boys!
That Bitch Stole My Voice
Prepare To Get Your Latin Ass Sued
I Did Not Steal It!
Don't Sue Me Kermit!
I Was Just Borrowing It You Asshole!
You're Gonna Do Hard Time For This Horrendous Crime
Nobody Fucks With The Muppets!!!
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oo Oh Oh
Who's Gonna Take My Job At The Voice?