Lyrics:

I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons,
but I just don't wanna know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door
to Alice
Twenty-four years,
just waiting for a chance,
tell her how I feel,
maybe get a second glance,
now I've got to get used
to not living next door
to Alice
(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)