Lyrics:

If You Squeeze My Lizard
i'll Put My Snake On You
i'm A Romantic Adventure
and I'm A Reptile Too

[chorus]
but It Don't Make No Difference
'cos I Ain't Gonna Be, Easy, Easy
the Only Time I'm Easy's When I'm
killed By Death [x4]

i'm A Lone Wolf Ligger
but I Ain't No Pretty Boy
i'm A Backbone Shiver
and I'm A Bundle Of Joy

[chorus]

but It Don't Make No Difference
'cos I Ain't Gonna Be, Easy, Easy
the Only Time I'm Easy's When I'm
killed By Death
killed By Death
killed By Death
killed By Death