Lyrics:

And I thought the bathroom
Was just for takin' showers
Lathering and rubbing
My hygienic ... places

Well, the room is hardly finished
Newly decorated
We drank the red liquid
Changed the bathroom ... function

Bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom sex-room-sex
B-b-b-bathroom function
Well you can stuff the soap-on-a-rope
And the old faucets
Change the bathroom function
Take up bathroom... sex

Bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom sex-room-sex
B-b-b-bathroom function

Well now I use the bathroom
It has a different feeling
Loving on a cold floor
White dust and... you

Bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom sex-room-sex
B-b-b-bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom sex-room-sex
B-b-b-bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom function
B-b-b-bathroom function